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Don’t have sex with people who are mean to service workers. 

This bath water is now exactly room temperature so it doesn’t feel like I’m even in water




Land of the free home of the rich

What really scares me is that they all have significantly cheaper health care AND education, which means Americans not only make they least, they pay the most.

…wait, what?

wisecookiesheet Umm no? I guess I should have. I even looked at the bottle a couple of times and was like hmm but I also assume that that would hurt and I can’t do that bc I’m a coward.


I support thick thighs

agirlandhernightfury I had an accident taking Al for a walk yesterday and it kept bleeding through my bandages so I improvised and I got cotton stuck in my wound and I’m slowly ripping it out of my leg and I am not enjoying myself

I am in so much pain right now



if i die resurrect me with this video

if you want to retain your hemsworth-like fantasies of what aussie guys are like, don’t watch this video


introverts:  plant a flower, water it every day, pull weeds for charity

extroverts: destroy gardens, cut down trees for no reason, eat sawdust

Anonymous asked: How do you feel about feminists that make poorly veiled misandrist statements under the guise of feminism, which is as the dictionary defines is the advocacy of the belief that men and women should equal rights?


Better:How do I feel about coming to an AI to seek this validation of false opinion and misunderstanding, it is bad.

All my developers are females